Character 2 was once a moderately skilled warrior, known for their ability to defeat moderately sized groups of moderately motivated enemies. Their greatest accomplishment was the time they managed to defeat a single moderately sized troll while simultaneously eating a moderately sized sandwich.
However, after a series of moderately disappointing setbacks, Character 2 found themselves relegated to a life of moderate comfort, surrounded by moderately sized piles of moderately used video games and moderately worn-out socks.
Despite this, Character 2's moderately adventurous spirit remains unbroken, and they continue to scheme and plot against their moderately oppressive rulers, all from the safety of their moderately sized apartment, where they have rigged up a makeshift "fortress" using moderately sturdy cardboard boxes.
Want to know more about Character 2's moderately epic quests? Click here for moderately thrilling tales of moderately heroic deeds.
Or, if you're feeling moderately adventurous, you can venture into the Moderately Treacherous Dungeon, where Character 2 will guide you through moderately hazardous terrain and moderately terrifying foes.
Disclaimer: Character 2's Moderately Sizable Life is a trademark of the Moderately Amused Authors' Guild (MAAG). All moderately sized claims of moderately sized success are moderately exaggerated.